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A weiner that is forced any place
Britney is familiar with a pound weiner
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Donald Trump trying to say "Mike Pence" while high on Adderall
Fat Orange Nixon slowly listed off a group of GOP complicit traitors attending a recent meeting and mangled First Lady Mike Pence's name. "Chuck Grassley was there; Joni Ernst and John Thune; and Mike Pounds. Just a whole group of great people."
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To incert ones penis so deep in a woman that her cervix is getting a pounded repeatedly.
Ed entered a crowed bar he walked up to Dani, a ver sexy redhead. "Would you like me to pound the cervix?" Sweeping her off her feet she followed huim to the alleynout back where he removed her cloths then drove his penis in so deep that her cervix was pounded repeatedly. Then Ed simply pulled his pants up winked at Dani then walked away. She lay against the dumpster breathless and extremely satisfied.
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Commonly used when friends are about to chug the rest of whatever they may be drinking at the time. Pound-town is a two step process. Step 1: everyone touches cups together (CHEERS!). Step 2: Everyone pounds the rest of their drink, resulting in a pound-town.
Cody: Alright guys lets pound-town!! (cheers, followed by a chug and an occasional disgusted face)
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UFC maneuver in which a man who was a failure at karate, wrestling, boxing and any competitive sport, mounts a semi-conscious complete stranger who has done no wrong by him, and then proceeds to beat him to near death, there-by taking out years and years of aggression on him.
Did you see Frank Trigg ground and pound that guy?! Wow Frank has to feel better about himself now.
Those MMA guys are all pussies! Especially the one that just got grounded and pounded!
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A female that is picked up while she's down and left off somewhere, you try it out for a bit, than drop that bitch off right where you found her.
Yo, tried to rescue a pound puppy but she had to be taken back, whack bitch.
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v. to drink heavily. Usually until ones face becomes physically detatched from the skull. There are different degrees of face poundage. It varies from slightly red to bruised all the way to completely and utterly pounded. As a matter of fact, if you are excessively drunk it is possible to have lost your face.
"I'm going to pound face before the game tonight." "So, we pounding face tonight or what?" "Dude, my face is so pounded right now." "OH SHIT, WHERE IS MY FACE?!" "Nah, my face is only slightly bruised at the moment, I'm only six deep."
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