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A massively large ejaculation, usually caused by being backed up for a spell.
I haven’t jacked off in a week so I can give her the ol’ thud puddle tonight
When a girl has become that aroused that a puddle forms from the moisture between her legs.
That chick was such a puddle duck that I had to go buy a new mattress after lastnight
When a person is addicted to using drugs in the form of a puddle, whether its smoking, or injecting.
Jenny had the puddle disease since she was 14 when she started smoking shards, and now she bangs em.
When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
When a truck stop lot lizard washes her pussy in a parking lot pot hole in between getting fucked but dirty truck drivers
Breaker one nine lookin for some PUDDLE PUSSY in the back row of the petro!! She her to the red Mack truck number 21
When one ejaculates so deep into a throat it creates a body of semen ones lung
“Dude I was deep throating Lisa so hard I’m sure I gifted her a Lung Puddle. “
When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting
You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?