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The male version of blue waffle
awww man i woke up this mornin looked down and saw i had purple trumpet
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A shade of violet reminiscent of the color of children's TV character Barney the Dinosaur.
"I had to get them to re-paint the whole room. I am NOT having my living room Barney purple!"
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The head of a penis. The knob, the top of a skin bishop. Spear and magic purple helmut.
Your purple helmut was swollen from excessive tugging. Spear and magic purlple helmut were ready for action.
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The act of slapping a girl in the face with your penis (similar to a russian tattoo so hard that your penis breaks in a perfect 90 degree angle and bruises.
"Man I mean't to give that girl a russian tattoo, but I ended up with a purple pistol."
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1.(noun) When a male homosapien, inserts his sexual organ into the auditory orifice and removes multiple times until ejaculation, projecting semen into the ear of the victim.
2.(noun) To bang a girl in the ear.
Also know as the "P.I." originated in the ohio restaurant "the purple indian" by two workers.
Jenny has a huge headache because I gave her the purple indian last night.
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The ultimate party juice! Fill a bathtub(preferably a clean one) with grape kool-aid, quartered citrus fruit, Everclear(or another high proof grain alcohol)and ice. Let it sit for a few hours then party on! The best part is eating the fruit towards the end of the party! Enjoy!
My folks are out of town for the weekend, call the gang and mix up the Purple Jesus!!
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A penis that is so errect that it turns purple and throbs.
I stuck my purple throbber in your mom's ass lastnight and she screamed like a sheep in a slaughter house.
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