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A redneck in washington hunts anything from chipmunk to deer to elk, chases after cougers shirtless with a pocket knife, can kill a 24 pack of beer and still drive fine, drives a 4x4, everything has to be camo, does that thang, dips everything from redman, husky to cope, calls his home up in the mountians, waves that confederate flag proudly, has a refridgerator, comcast tv for the hunting channel and fish smokers out by his shed to by the fire surrounded by stolen stone steps, slight country northwest accent, doesnt care what a girl thinks about dip, wakes up and takes a dip before his 8 am beer, finds sliding wood across a big dog kennel a entertaining game when drunk, knows lots of stupid jokes, doesnt mind pissing guys off when starting a fight and telling them there mought looks pretty, can finish a half gallon of whiskey by himself in one night, pulls amazingly hott girls that dig the redneck thing, has cowboy boots, has cowboy hats, cuts all the sleeves of every type of shirt he owns, has the window down in the truck in every warm and cold month of the year, has more knifes than any one man should have and always has fun and never backs down from a punks trying to fight
a Washington Redneck would know every part of the definition is all true and been done
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Girl who is totally sexy. She has a truck and it's bad ass. All the guys want her but she only likes rednecck boys. She loves country music. She probably not a virgin and she's cool with that. She hunts and fishes. She's a daddy's girl.
SHE'S SOOOOO HOT!!
Holy Shit....look at the Redneck Girl!
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A Native American of the Blackfoot tribe who keeps his hair short and wears only T-shirts with no collar.
Known to have worked on the Blackberry Plantation under the hot sun.
Their motto is "Never a lie, and never give up."
My collars are not blue nor are they white, just ask uncle Heck,
Walking in the lake of fire created a Blackfoot redneck.
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1. To modify an object to suit another purpose from it's original, often very dangerously, however.
2. To build a tool out of scrapped materials, commonly used in the repair of objects, or to substitute a tool.
As used in a zombie invasion;
Tom: I finally used redneck engineering on a weapon.
(Lifts up a metal pole with a bowie knife attached using massive amounts of duct tape and welding.)
Bill: That'll be useful, man. Good work there!
As used incorrectly:
LOL I REDNEK INGINERED A $10 DOLLAR BOARD GAME WITH MY IPAD! YOU GUIZ WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR IPOD TOUCHS?
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An edition of tv show, cosmos, edited for rednecks and hillbillys. It takes the creation of the universe and....edits it...to suit redneck culture.
another popular audience to Cosmos for Rednecks are the ever elusive night drunks, the Fadoukri's.
cosmos for rednecks quote:
It is clear by the bones of a JESUSsaurus rex that MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE.
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during sex, flip your girl over on her stomach and stick ur dick in her rectum, then ride her down the stairs.(may cause rug burn)
Hey man!..i heard u gave that girl a redneck toboggan!
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Coolest rapper in the game, he will lick that booty hole anyday
John-Dang did u see that rapper from eunice
Tim- omg yeah bro popcorn redneck
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