Moon River

A cumshot right between the ass cheeks resulting in a flow of sperm right down the crack.

Turn around I’m about to moon river you

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Pine River

Quite frankly, the best damn school ever.

I wish I went to Pine River. That school is superior to every other- especially McBain.

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River Pussy

"Poker Term"

One who always makes his/her hand on the river or fifth street. Will call any bet to do so.

Man that river pussy hit his flush on the river after I went all-in.

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rocks in the river

The looseness of bowls in which diarrhea is exerted from ones anus at high velocity, at such a rate it is perceived as rock being thrown into a river.

Hey Ralph, earlier I had that worst case of rocks in the river… taco bell just does not agree with me any more.

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forked river

a piney-ass town in the jersey shore,over populated by surfers,mexicans,and jersey shore scuzz.

Michele just came from forked river.

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Goulais River

A small town out side of Sault Ste. Marie. The population is only about 5000, the 'downtown' area consists of a corner store, scenic lookout, baseball park, play ground, and hockey rink. People often relate Goulaisgans (the people that live in Goulais River) to dirt bags, or people that own goats.

guy 1: I live in Goulais River.
guy 2: Really?! So that means you have a goat right?

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pearl river

During sex, when you ejaculate on your partner's back and the jizz runs down from the shoulder area to the lower back, it makes a pearl river.

Man, when I got done with this girl last night, it looked like a bottle of ranch dressing exploded all over her, you should have seen that pearl river.

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