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I'll just pop down to the chemist and pick up a pack of jolly roger's
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A mixed drink at QT trip that consists of (in this order) 1/3 Black Cherry Slushie, 3 seconds worth of Vanilla flavoring, and fill the rest with Minute Maid Lemonade.
Hey, I'm gonna go get a Funky Roger at QT.
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A completely well-built sexy Greek god. He has the physique of a gay overlord. He’s so sexy. All men cream to the sound of his name.
Me: Luke Harrison rogers is soooo hawt and sexy
1: To take a dump in the facilities of Ryerson University's Ted Rogers School of Management building, located in Toronto, Ontario.
2: To become a wealthy entrepreneur and create a large media conglomerate.
1: Yo, I just ate a killer meal at Taco Time. I think it is time to Ted Rogers it up.
2: I just graduated and I still can't find a job. I think it is time to Ted Rogers it up.
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A school consisting of 99.9% white students. They impress freshmen with their flags from other countries, smiling tour guides and striking dorms. But what they dont tell you is that the RAs will write you up every chance they get, the wind never stops and it gets fuckin cold, if you are lucky to get in a dorm with a/c theyre gonna turn it off 3 weeks into school. Cafe has good food but the chances of getting something other than chicken, highly unlikely. The D3 sports teams might as well be D5 with their 0 wins. If you are lucky enough to live on southcampus you will be graced with the erupting noise of the schools biggest fag in his blue and silver mustang. news flash: the loudness of your car does not add to the 1" size of your tiny dick. Soph’s get the shaft with housing being put at BayPoint, former Hotel, now the lovely dorm of RWU. Upperclassmen are allowed wet dorms of NewRes and BaySide (such original names). bro's; good luck getting even a BJ from a girl that doesnt want you to be her boyfriend. CEN puts on pep rallys that no one attends. The shuttles run either 15 min early or 37 min late, so it is better to take the 9 hour walk to jlot to get your $50000 car daddy bought you. They have a sweet water tower that could hold all the confiscated alcohol from cedar. PSafte has nothing better to do than put a parking ticket on your car or a boot on your sweet rims.
Dont forget your fitted hat, marijuana, pharmaceutical drugs, long board, or lax bro shirt upon moving in.
Broski: Do you go to Roger Williams University?
LaxBro: Nah, i transferred like all the other froshes.
Broski: Why?
LaxBro: Im black.
Broski: Valid point.
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When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.
(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)
Similar to Cartman on South Park.
"Why do we hang out with that guy?"
"I don't know..."
"It's that Roger Klotz Syndrome."
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"Pulling a John Rogers" means when you agree to go somewhere with friends, you cancel at the last minute or sometimes after the event has started. It is generally in association with some unforeseen circumstance like your sister was planning on flying into town and you just found out about it 20 minutes ago. Canceling usually takes the form of a text message. In rare instances, a phone call or email/instant message will occur.
"He's 15 minutes late....he must be pulling a John Rogers again" - look at phone, sees text message: "Sorry guys, I can't make it".
Or, 30-60 minutes before meeting for dinner, someone in the group will receive the following text/email/IM "Sorry guys, I can't make it - I PROMISE I'll be there for the next game".