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Donkey shart is when you shart in a public place and you have to haul ass out of there.
(Usualy you go home to change clothes and take a shower.)
Bob: Ted totally donkey sharted last night at beths house.
Timmy: Yeah i saw him come out of the shower when i came home after the party.
Beth: I was wondering why he ran out so fast.
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The act of blasting music in a short amount of time.
Person: *Turns up music really loud with headphones*
Person 2: Mom! Jade is being a shart blaster!
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The trifecta of laughter: giggling, farting and having a little bit of poop coming out.
Dave laughed so hard at Rob's Cards Against Humanity card that he giggle sharted while his parents were in the room. MOST EMBARASSING
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A young police officer , often named Jeremy
You shart cock!
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Knowing that a baby's diaper only has a small poop in it, that there will be more.
Usage: "I won't change your diaper yet, because I don't want to jump the shart."
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Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.
Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.
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noun, plural shartes blanches shahrts blanch, blahnch; Fr. shart blahnsh
1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.
2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.
3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.
" Hung over today are we? Never mind, you have Sharte Blanche today"
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