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Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024


Nut squeeze

This requires 2 male participants one man will open his hands and then reach into other males pants and Grab his testicles, balls, nuts, genitals, genitalia,crotch, or groin then add pressure in a squeezing motion and maintain pressure for as long as you want wail growing pressure and maintaining pressure the male will be in severe pain

My friends wanted to play a prank on me wail I was asleep and they plans the perfect nut squeeze on me so wail I was sleeping they snuck into my room and duck tape me on the floor reached inside my pants graved my gonads/nuts then I woke up to a excruciating pain in my nuts and someone Hurd then rushed in kicked my friends in the balls then learned what they where doing and they told him that he could to so He started to nut squeeze me and my friends joined in taking turns all night to squeeze my nuts.

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022


the dutch squeeze

When your girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart

Jims girl was licking his butthole so he gave her the dutch squeeze, that bitch passed out

by The Dutch's main squeeze April 5, 2016


Portabella Butt Squeeze

Squeezing a phat ass in order to control stress

Man, today was a total shit show. I'd like to give Serena a portabella Butt Squeeze.

by Mranderson80298 August 16, 2021


squeeze your neck

To hug

Momma: Come here boy, let me squeeze your neck!

Son: gone'head momma I'm too big to be hugging in front of my friends

by SLIQUERick June 17, 2022


squeezing the iguana

masturbating

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.

by bullet88 January 10, 2009


face-squeeze

The face made when all the cheek muscles are squeezing your eyes together

It’s so cute after she kisses me. She does the face-squeeze and giggles.

by Mywhatdidyousay January 11, 2018