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A combination oral sex act in which one moves fluidly between cunnilingus and anilingus.
Matt was awesome and in tune with the ladies, it didn't take him any time at all to get some serious surf N turf at any time of day.
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1. An ice cream and smoothie stand located in Spokane's Northtown Mall.
2. A provocative and rather unknown sexual move. It is sure to surprise the reciever, and possibly give her the best orgasm she's ever had. It is performed as such:
As you are having sex in your favorite position, you must wait until both you and your partner are close to climax. Upon reaching that point, you must abruptly stop, and leap up on top of her. In that leap, you want to land with one foot on her chest, and one on her pelvis (in other words, you're now riding her like a surfboard). After reaching this point, quickly grab her clitoris between your big toe and second toe. While she screams (and she will!), twist your body around while keeping your balance, giving yourself the right angle to empty your load into her mouth and all over her face.
Congratulations! You have just performed the surf city squeeze.
Man, I used the surf city squeeze on my girl last night. She howled like a banshee.
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v. the act of manipulating the mouse with your left hand while you beat it to pr0n with your right. pwn
My wang is so tired because i was left handed surfing last ngiht.
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The act of surfing the internet whilst sitting on the john/lou/toilet/crapper/dropping a deuce/AWESOME.
I have to bid agressively on this ebay item, but i also have to shit... Its cool, I'll jist SIT N SURF.
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Hadji became a derogatory name used by American troops to describe enemy fighters during the war in Iraq. The phrase "Hadji Don't Surf" is based on “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” from the Viet Nam war movie “Apocalypse Now.” The phrase "Hadji Don't Surf" is a morale declaration that Americans are militarily and culturally superior to their Iraqi enemies.
Captain: "We've been ordered to secure that town TODAY."
Sergeant frowns: "Hmm... that will be a challenge, sir."
Captain smiles. "Yeah, but Hadji don't surf."
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The act of having a fainted Pokemon use the move, Surf, outside of battle to ride across bodies of water, even though it is not able to be used in battle.
Guy #1: SHIT!!! How am I going to get across the Whirl Islands now?
Guy #2: Dude, just use Surf
Guy #1: I can't Poliwag fainted.
Guy #2: You could always Corpse Surf.
Guy #1: Oh Yeahhhh
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The style or look of a boy who has {Surf-ish} hair of a lame surf shirt. This also can be described as a lame way to be a poser.
The teacher split the groups up between skaters and Surf-ish looking boys.
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