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taint shot

when a man shoots his girlfriend (or boyfriend) in the taint after pulling out after sex.

he totally got his girl with a taint shot.

by Chrissy Some April 10, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


tainted doughnuts

Noun. An extremely attractive individual who is infected by a sexually transmitted disease.

"Damn man, she's bangin!"
"Look but don't touch bro, she's tainted doughnuts."

by scubamage November 14, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


taint

All these guys that say it's on a woman are really in for a disappointment! The taint is indeed "Taint the cock, taint the asshole, it's in between"
It's on a GUY (fools) and it's (The perineum) where the prostate is closest to the surface (Between the balls and the asshole). If a guy is about to come, if you push on his taint, or put a finger up his asshole, it will intensify his orgasm exponentially.
On women, it does nothing.

I pushed on his taint, and he shot through the roof.

by knows how to fuck May 29, 2016

8๐Ÿ‘ 182๐Ÿ‘Ž


taint guzzler

The act of licking or biting the sweaty area of the taint, located between the asshole and a man's nutsack.

"If you are reading this you are a taint guzzler."

by taint guzzler105 May 26, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taint Monopoly

The use of your taint when playing monopoly, instead of properties like Marvin Gardens

"I played Taint Monopoly the other day and i landed on Chris's Taint and had to pay 500 dollars"

by lordofthetaints July 15, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eight in the Taint

A size 8 shoe kicking the shit out of unsuspecting individual in the area between the genitals and the anus.

Mike: "Yo! What happened to you?"

Russ: "I told Claire to Shut the Fuck up, and she gave me a eight in the taint!"

by sh_rebel January 23, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


taint slap

To rub your taint on to your hand and slap a chum in the face.

Billy taint slapped eddie in the face, leaving his face sweaty and poopy.

by joey September 21, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž