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A Gooch Tap is when someone gets a cylinder object and WHAM taps a dude right in the Gooch..Slightly missing the ball area. This can cause a sharpening pain.. BEWARE THE GOOCH TAP
My cousin tapped me in the gooch with a flashlight and loudly screamed, GOOCH TAP BITCH!
I walked past this hot bitch and she tapped my goocch
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When a man with a mustache gets mouth-fucked or deep-throated.
"Those assholes took all my beer and then mouth-fucked me! In my mouth while I have a mustache! Also known as 'tapping the stache!'"
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Something you run serious wounds under after being attacked by "muggers"
"Its perfectly alright Barbara I run it under a cold tap" (Shaun of the dead)
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During intercourse and nearing climax, pull out and proceed to
perform a submission hold from either wrestling/UFC and you must make her tap out before you have finished ejaculating.
David and Charlotte are mid way through sex, David feels a twinge and springs into action. He pulls out and locks in the ankle lock. Charlotte unaware of what he is doing is easily put into it. David starts ejaculating
DAVID: Tap out! Tap out!
CHARLOTTE: What? ouch! ouch!
DAVID: Tap out! Tap out now!
Charlotte taps out seconds before David has squirted his last drop. David stands up and salutes the imaginary crowd
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The art in which one taps another's skull.
AWW shit man... she just skull tapped me!
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Almost like a ball tap, except tapping a girls vagina.
Carly wouldn't shut her damn trap, so I vag tapped her.
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In a bad situation that you cannot do anything about. Usually comes after you over-commit on something.
Guy1: I ran for 15 miles, but I realized I tapped out and I had to walk back in the dark.
Guy2: Wow you are dumb.
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