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Dinosauric Perspective

When a person or persons perspective is archaic and obsolete and antiquated!

Man, the President, has Dinosauric perspective!

by Pilates girl March 4, 2021


Dinosaur Nuggets

Nothing can beat the feeling when your rough tongue touching the crispy edges of the nugget. This feeling is unique and nothing get beat it, its taste is nothing anything can beat. Their shape, waists, eyes, legs and neck are so sexy it makes me aroused. I would honestly marry dinosaur nuggets but it won't be legal, everyone loves dino nuggets. I feel aroused and sexual around dinosaur nuggets, as if they bring an aura and emotion out of me and present it to the whole world like, it's some sort of new 'expensive' supreme shirt they bought off wish for like, $4 dollars. For a summary, Dino nuggets are a legend and a blessing at the same time, if dino nuggets were a human. They would be like Elon Musk.

Mother: *Walks into room* "What are you doing?!"

Y/n: "Jacking off to Dinosaur Nuggets-"

Mother: "What is Dinosaur Nuggets?"

Y/n: "It's a sexy food that is nice and crispy"

by Yourmotherthatssecretlydad April 1, 2022


robot cat dinosaur

bi farr da most DaNk-a-licious animal in the history of the planet splugeburger.

eh...robot cat dinosaur.

by jayden nelson420 August 15, 2017


A dinosaur from our imagination

Barney

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination

by WellDonePrussia August 11, 2021


Dinosaur Chicken Nugget

When you meet a guy whose small scrawny appearance makes you think their pp is small, but in reality they possess a gargantua, thus prompting the fitting name 'dinosaur chicken nugget'.

Person 1: Yo I just saw this small scrawny looking dude at the gym locker room, and when he stripped naked I was shocked that his dick was actually a dinosaur chicken nugget!
person 2: Wtf, why would you be looking at a naked dude in the first place?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021


lick the dinosaur

Giving an elderly woman oral sex.

Come here and lick the dinosaur!

by GMan the grey July 22, 2021


Dinosaurs.

"They were giant bird lizards that got murdered by space."

I don't even understand people bored by dinosaurs. They were giant bird lizards that got murdered by space, what's your fucken problem.

by Dervous Xeroxious January 27, 2022