When someone trumps into their partners mouth whilst giving them a facial, whilst also shouting Oui Oui.
Thank god it was a trump and not a golden shower when john have me a French trumpet.
Being a trumpet player and your right pinky is always sore from the oinky hook behind the valves.
Ouch, I can barely move my finger, I guess this is what I get for playing trumpet, trumpet pinky sucks. This trumpet sure is a brasshole.
1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal
Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.
a long fart that starts as a soft high pitch squeak, then changes to a hard mid pitch to finish
Alexis did you just play the Canadian Trumpet?
"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? "
"It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"
A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs
“Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire”
“You mean rusty trombone?”
“Shut the fuck up”
donald trump below the rust belt of america
damn our president is a good rusty trumpet.