Batman Syndrome - A pejorative slang term to describes a non-black man who acts out his fantasy of being a superhero by taking the law in his own hands against a black person that he suspects is a criminal.
I think guys like the one who killed Jordan Neely suffer from Batman Syndrome
When an animal starts squatting you, and you get so scared of them that you can't even stand them
I fell near a butterfly nest, and they all rushed up to me!!!! Now I'm so scared. That is the batman syndrome.
When one goes poop with the whole toilet seat up.
George: Why is your butt all wet?
Brad: I was Going Batman and I fell in.
Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.
We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.
A phrase used to salute craziness and/or Batman; from "The Most Disturbing Submission Letter Ever" sent to the editors of DC Vertigo comic book (abbrev. LLTBM).
Just finished reading that "manifesto" he wrote on Facebook. Wow... Long live the Batman, I guess.
One of the funniest moments in the history of the Vanoss Crew, where Terroriser states that Ben Stiller is Batman instead of Ben Affleck.
Terroriser (In his Terminator voice while shooting Batman NPCs): HELLO! AHHH, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! COME ON, YOU FUCK!
Panda (After Terroriser kills them all): I have to point out something...BEN STILLER IS NOT BATMAN!
(Everyone starts laughing)
Terroriser: What? I SAID BEN STILLER??
Wildcat: Ben AFFLECK!
Terroriser: Ah, fuck! I called Zoolander "Batman"!
Panda: You stupid bastard!
The act of charging ones phone, whilest showering exciting oneself and masturbating.
"Why'd you take so long?"
"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."