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He looks like an arrangement of ugly things; purple minion, Rumpelstiltskin, baby grinch, and un ratooooon. He's mommy's favorite. He's so far up her ass that he was born with some shit on his ears. He has beef with the tooth fairy so she took all his teeth. He's bilingual thanks to his brothers, he speaks English and fatass. His hobby is eating while watching spy ninjas on mommy's phone.
Bryan is so annoying.
Max Bryan Collin Jones is a man who has a really big, huge massive forehead so this word 'Max Bryan Collin Jones' means massive forehead
look at that guys 'Max Bryan Collin Jones'
hot, stunning, flawless, any picture i take is so hot
i am in my bryan era and i look stunning
Nodding out while sitting in an upright position, commonly induced by excessive consumption of heroin.
He's doing the bryan druling all over himself.
When you plan to hang out with the boys and then when you’re hanging with the boys you make up an excuse to leave and go to another event.
*The boys are having a fire*
Bryan: “Ah shit bro it’s too cold I’m leaving”
*Bryan proceeds to Brads house*
The Boys: “He just pulled the Bryan”
Someone who is in the Benson family tree who eats all day everyday... food consists of filet o fish’s and corn dogs.
Bro you look disgustingly Bryan Benson today!
Whenever Bryan tries to invite a girl named Tiffani out and she either denies, says maybe but does not follow threw or just ignores him
Bryan asked Tiffani to video chat. She lead him to believe they would buy denied it it by Tiff blowing Bryan off by ignoring several of his calls.