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The physical act of maneuvering a females genitalia over the mandible while the recipient is asleep; female version of a "mushroom stamp": shenanigans.
"Hey Nels, did you know that Jordan wookie footed you while you were asleep last night?" said Kyle.
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What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.
Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.
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When a male enjoys having his penis rubbed between another males toes. This is common among white males from Louisiana. When the male is ready to finish, he squirts in a jar and stores it. The dude later rubs the semen over his feet because he enjoys the smell (although no one else does). This gay man has no friends and stalks girls he likes. He has no idea EVERYONE hates him. He thinks he is the shit, but in reality he is retarded.
Tyler ( a Foot Fucker): Hey, can I put my penis between your toes?
Miguel: What the FUCK???? (Punches Tyler in face)
Tyler: Hit me more!!!!!!!!!!
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I see your back in your flip flops. Yes, I can't stand foot prisons!
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little crumbs that get stuck to the bottom of your feet from walking on dirty crumby floors.
kareen: "avigail!!! you got foot crumbs on my bed again, i know you've been standing on it!!!"
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A serious congenital medical condition that renders the victim's feet severely heavy, making it impossible for them to sneak, creep, or move quietly in any manner. The condition is usually diagnosed in college students, with stomping down dormitory halls being the easiest symptom to spot.
Jordan: "Is Jenna wearing lead boots?"
Darren: "No, she has Brick Foot you insensitive prick!"
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