Getting stocks

(1) You are rapidly gaining muscle mass

or

(2) You're simply getting fat, real fast

Guy 1: E, I think I'm getting stocks.

Guy 2: Naw fool, you're just fat

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get the monkey

the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were absolutely..."

Shane was out of bullets, the branch he was on was cracked, and the wolves were circling beneath. He knew he was absolutely get the monkey.

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get none

A person that receives no pleasure from any type of organism known to man. They usually are seen in the corner, at the party shuffling their feet as if they are having a good time. No fashion sense and no charm. Usually see around the football field at Marist College.

See that guy raging by himself in the corner? That dude is a get none and a half.

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Get Scared

A Band filled with metal, screamo, and repeatable tunes. They have been #1 in countries, and in hearts

Get Scared is an amazing band

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getting schooled

Losing a contest/game/battle/argument in a humiliating fashion while the other person shows you how it is done. They remain as cool as a cucumber as if it didn't even require effort on their part.

Joe: "Ryan only has to get the black and then he has 7-balled me in this game of pool"
Jen: "You're getting schooled Joe, jeez!"

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get into the groove

have passion about doing something and feel motivated to get it done

get into the groove of writing this paper

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get the stretch

Getting the stretch means to acquire or gather a large amount of drugs. Predominately marijuana, but it can vary to shrooms or prescription pills.

"Yo brendon im lookin to pick up, did you get the stretch yet?"

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