mouse-R

A person, who likes to play Mouse Hunt, on Facebook, way to much and has no life, and is obsessed with mouse hunt.

Brian : Dude i just caught a 6 oz Zombie Mouse!
Matt : Wtf are you talking about
Brian : don't you know what mouse-r is??
Matt : No....

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Mickey mouse

Guy with man tits walked up behind a bald man & places tits on top of bald mans head representing Mickey Mouse ears.

That guy looks like he has Mickey Mouse ears !

Oh wait no that’s just a fat mans tits on his head

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mouse talk

Slang term for cute, flirtatious, and even sexual conversation.

"Aww, is your little weewee happy to see me?"

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mouse balls

slang for damn. usually used as an exclamation to a blunder or mistake.

you dropped mom's precious vase? aw MOUSE BALLS!!!

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tit mouse

some one who's being a tit head, douch wad, douch bag, faggot, homo, retard, annoying, or just a complete fuck face. can also be used to insult people who are smaller then you and annoying.

Jenn you're being a tit mouse. so just fuck off!

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cat and mouse

A game played only when a member of the female class is in her menstraul cycle. The said female gets naked and runs around on her hands and knees. The "cat" who can be a member of either sex, also gets naked and chases the female around on their hands and knees. Upon catching the female, the "cat" removes the tampon from the female, and swings it around and plays with it like a cat does with a bloody mouse.

We cant have sex cause of that? Well shit, lets play cat and mouse.

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Mouse Fuck

The act of letting a mouse crawl up your ass, stimulating it. Mostly gay men/ lonely gay men do this.

Gay Man: Oh man! Last night, I got this killer mouse fuck. It really stimulated my rectum and prostate!

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