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Free Time

Something whichs members of Urban dictionary have too much of.

Nothing on today lets spent my Free Time describing various sexual positions.

by LawrieCrash August 12, 2010

57πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


look at the time

something to say to save yourself from an awkward moment

guy 1: so do you like feet?
guy 2: umm.....yes?
guy 1: nice
guy 2: ...
guy 1: ...
guy 2: oh, look at the time!

by MyNameIsCabbage April 7, 2011

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


tico time

This phrase is used to describe the nonchalant attitude Costa Rican's (Tico's) have about being (not) on time. This practice is especially annoying to North American travelers and ex-patriots who are used to being precisely on time or even early for appointments/events.

I thought we were starting at 9, looks like everyone around here is on tico time.

by annon1 January 4, 2015

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Shitting Time

A quantity of time in which one reads as he/she shits. It is a quantifier of how long a book is, and how long it takes to read. Most books take about 5 or 6 shits to read, based on an average shitting time of 35 minutes.

A Clockwork Orange is a good book, but it's really hard to read, it took me 8 sessions of pure shitting time to understand it.

by RiverIsland July 14, 2010

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


COD-timing

A phenomenon that occurs when a player looks away from an area they have been aiming at for an extended period of time in the popular game β€œCall of Duty”. When the player looks away from the aimed at location, an enemy from the opposing team will attack from the exact spot that was previously being watched by the player. This phenomenon has stumped even the greatest scientists of our time and why it occurs is truly a mystery

Player: THIS FUCKING CUNT JUST KILLED ME FROM THE AREA I WAS WATCHING FOR 5 WHOLE ASS MINUTES!
Teamate: That’s COD-timing for you

by awesomeperson6 November 5, 2022

26πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


is time real

something both pot smokers and retards who are awake at 4 am think about the universe

person 1: we've been talking about deep shit and our existence for over 10 hours

person 2: is time real

by autistic jellybean December 24, 2016

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


buddha time

time to smoke some mary jane

its buddha time lite up dat dro

by dave42007 July 2, 2007

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž