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When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.
I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.
A year filled with endless awesomeness...
"While the rest of us were sobbing into our pillows at night (that can't just have been me) Donald Glover was releasing one of the best albums of 2016 titled Awaken, My Love, releasing one of the best shows of 2016 called Atlanta, and getting cast in both Ultimate Spider-Man and the untitled Han Solo standalone. And for the cherry on top, the renaissance man even had a baby with his identity-less girlfriend. That's a heck of a lot of awesome in one year." (Lipsitz)
Dude: So what are your new year's resolutions?
Me: To have a Donald Glover year!
Someone who has been alive for 12 years. A lot of people associate 12 year old with that one kid who picks his nose and while playing fortnite. That’s not all of them. Many 12 year olds are actually pretty chill, and even if some are hyper, you don’t gotta hang out with them, just don’t insult them. This is coming from a person who is 12 and has ADHD. I don’t mess up the class, I try to keep it in as best as I can. In my grade, where everyone is 12 or 13, people usually keep to themselves and don’t disrupt everything.
Guy: yo that 12 year old kid is so dumb he probably begs his mom for v-bucks everyday
Guy 2: that’s not all 12 year olds. Some are cool. You just focus on the ones you see while you go to play fortnite while kissing your dream body pillow.
Guy 1: uhhh
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a musical play written in the late 90's by Jason Robert Brown. It tells the story of one couple's failed relationship told through the eyes of both the male and the female, Jamie and Cathy. Jamie tells the story in correct chronological order, whilst Cathy tells it in reverse order, starting with the "dear jane..." letter that is written to her by Jamie at the end of the play.
"The Last Five Years was performed at the theater loft last weekend, my friend Chris starred in it.
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A condition that usually takes place the first couple of weeks into the new year, in which a person keeps writing in the last/previous year in place of the new one.
-doggonit! this is my third check today I write in the "old" year! -I know, you're not alone! I guess I got new year's block too, sorry to say.
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see LUG., a woman who adopts a lesbian lifestyle while attending college
Janet was a four year lesbian but married her husband after she finished college.
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If it's a 9-year-old, it's subscribed to PewDiePie.
I've got 9-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation.
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