Shelter-in-place vacation

A vacation in which you do not travel anywhere at all. Basically just spend a few days in bed.

Man this shit at work is killing me I'm going to take a shelter-in-place vacation.

In between a cock and a hard place

Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis

So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!

Wreck The Place

Proceeding to cause grievous harm on the environment by abusing and attacking various objects/people.
Similar to "Fucking Shit Up"

Yeah I agree,let's go somewhere,wreck the place