tip monkey

1/ Someone who rumages around a refuse site selecting uneaten food, silver things, and old tyres for re-use around their caravan.

2/ A council worker ensuring the smooth running of the local refuse site.

1/ Look that tip-monkey has just run off with the tin-foil tray from last nights chinese.

2/ What do you mean I need a permit to dump asbestos here? You're just a jumped up tip monkey.

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Penie Tip

The very tip of the penis. Usually very slender at the tip. Almost comes to a point. You may be inclined to write with it.

Ernie, please stop poking me with your penie tip. It is making me bleed.

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pink tip

a man or boy who is circumcised.

he pulled his pants down and i saw his pink tip.

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drunk tipping

A game involving sober people (normally in a group for safety) finding completely inebriated people and pushing them over. Similar to cow tipping.

DRUNK TIPPING

Joe Sober: Ok, watch my ass while I knock this dumbass over.

Billy Backwatch: All right, but get there before he knocks himself over.

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Just the Tip

When a physician tries to insert a q-tip into "just the tip" of a male patient's penis for std testing since the patient somehow gets so many of his dates to have sex with him despite their initial refusal.

In doctor's office

Doctor: "I will now insert this q-tip about an inch into your penis."

Man: "Like hell you won't!"

Doctor: "Aw come'on, it's "just the tip."

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ginger tips

Adjective; used to describe the perfectly pale pink nipples of a redhead.

Thank God I've got ginger tips, I'd hate for my nipples to show through my t-shirt.

Tip Tucker

A person who makes the asshole tucker right back in after a tounge pierces the tip of it with another cock

I tied my husband to the bad , blindfolded him & had another man tip tucker h uhh s pouched out hirny asshole