(noun) An alternative name for Lance Stroll (currently a Formula One driver for Aston Martin) made by RocketPoweredMohawk, a Formula One satirist.
"Stroll 23, 24, 25"
"Don't you mean Vitch Tits? He's only part of La Mision!"
Completely worthless, useless.
As useless as tits on a chicken.
A state, usually experienced by straight males, of being so totally engrossed in the contemplation of a lady's rather fine breasts that you don't realise that you've been completely taken advantage of. Usually results in a man's total compliance and agreement to anything.
A word-relative of pussywhipped.
"Why on earth did you agree to drive her all the way home?"
"Well, to be honest mate, I was completely tit-whipped at that point and would have said 'yes' to anything..."
The opposite of a sausage fest: a large gathering of girls with little to no male presence. Can be good or bad, depending on gender/sexual orientation.
Dude, you should have been there last night! We went to this party and it was like a massive tit picnic!
I was hoping to meet some cute guys at the Sorority-Fraternity exchange, but it ended up being just one big tit picnic.
Fabulous healthy square tits that guys can't help but wanna squish.
Dude did you see that girls tofu tits! They're fabulous and I just want to squish them!
A female who has gotten by on her good looks, and a great set of tits, at the expense of an education. A play on shit for brains.
Danni is so hot, but I can't stand to be in her presence. She has tit for brains, and her ignorance is a real turn off.
Tatertot Tits are defined as tits that are the average size of a tatertot.
Tits that have a strikingly similar resemblance to tatertots. Which is known as Tatertot Tits.