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“Humping the Bird” is the act of sending out impulsive vanity tweets over Twitter for purposes of drawing attention to one’s self. Classic humps will typically feature unhinged, divisive, false, offensive or provocative language and will drive outrage among detractors and rally support among fans. Hall of Fame humpers will strive to include all the above in hopes of receiving oodles of free press coverage, most often to compensate for personal anatomical deficiencies, emotional/intellectual defects, sooth bruised egos stemming from failed reality show or sitcom reboots and/or to simply quench sadistic urges.
EXAMPLES: “Golly! The U.S. President really took to humping the bird today, eh Prime Minister?”; “We do not align with the bird humping antics of bigoted, crass, spoiled, needy comedians who are off their meds and whose star has faded to the point of craving attention by any means!”; “There you go again! Humping the Bird with your racist rants against Honduran refugees! SIT DOWN! Put away that damn phone! This Spam loaf casserole isn’y gonna eat itself!”
Genital herpes.
Thinking that birds flying around your genitals
You have genital birds?
WHAT?
means you have herpes..
Somebody who is saying very stupid dumb things and is always getting you confused because they don’t make sense
Your such a bird brain. You are dumb
Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).
Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.
An alcoholic beverage, made with a 2:5 ratio (or, if you prefer it stronger, a 2:3 ratio) of Grey Goose vodka to cranberry juice. Also known as a Cape Cod. You can use other vodka in the same price range or higher to substitute (Belvedere, SKYY, or in desperate or budget cases, Smirnoff with Cranberry flavor) because cheaper vodkas have a stronger bite and make it more difficult to drink at higher ratios. Tastes very smooth, and is available at most clubs, especially in the US and Europe)
Can I get a Bird and Berry? On the rocks, please
When you get way too excited and pop a huge one downstairs
Bro, I just saw Remdawg and the bird is poppin!