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The act of getting a proverbial boner over something that is really nerdy.
Derek has a giant nerd boner over his world of warcraft character.
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To become figuratively erect during a moment of nationalistic pride.
I got a huge freedom boner when the NFL mandated the players stand for the national anthem.
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(n) An erection experienced after the blood lust of engaging in heavy combat and emerging victorious against a far inferior force. The stiffness and duration is directly proportional to the size of the enemy force destroyed and is often used by historians as a measure of the scope of the defeat suffered by the losing side.
After blowing up an entire column of enemy tanks, the pilot of the A-10 climbed out of his jet sporting a raging battle boner so hard and long he was at risk of suffering permanent damage.
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When a man takes a knee to propose to said lady, and after is all said and done is sporting major wood on the way up.
And as Jason said "Will you marry me?" she could'nt help but notice the massive erection in wake of all the emotion.
she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"
"Why, yes I do..."
"Well then yes, I will marry you"
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A Male who bites boners...legitimately bites them. A person who is a non factor, brings nothing to the table, and it is clear that they must bite boners. A person who should speak only when spoken to.
"Thanks Frank....sick story....you probably bite boners. You're a boner biter"
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a penile erection that is unrelenting and occurs at an inappropriate time.
He knew he would be teased for the rogue boner he got while showering in the locker room.
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To lose an erection, ruin a potential sexual opportunity or potentially happy moment.
Guy 1: My girl was about to give me oral by the fire when her roommate came home.
Guy 2: Did she keep going? Did the roommate join in?
Guy 1: NO! She was embarrassed and asked me to leave.
Guy 2: What a boner buster!
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