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C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch)

Derogatory, but accurate term for describing an obese, rude, ugly, fat, clumsy, stupid, and (did I mention?) obese woman. These creatures seem to only have a one-outfit wardrobe comprised of jeans and a XXXL sweatshirt... the least attractive combo possible. You may find them in the first 3 rows of a college lecture hall, constantly answering the professor's questions to the class, INcorrectly, much to their own embarrassment as they anticipate redemption with the next question, but don't seem to know when to cut their losses. This entity also has no personality, just semi-rude remarks, do not attempt interaction. If you get too close you may find yourself getting shouldered by this wide-load, so when out on the plains, look out for yourself.

"Dude, that damn C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch) tried sitting next to me in Chemistry today, what a bitch, I had to fake a phone call to run out of class with my stuff, I thought I was gonna puke!"

by roguesturgeon May 23, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


fire breathing cunt dragon

Generally describes a person of small stature who instead of producing words tends to rain fiery slander all over those who surround them and try to destroy any remaining drop of happiness that might exist in their lives.

They also have been known to occasionally devour princesses and steal their coffee mugs which they then defend obsessively.

FBCD= Fire breathing cunt dragon

Girl 1: I think I'm going to have some coffee (reaching for princess mug).

FBCD: Uh uh gurl thats mah princess mug you savage biatch.

Girl 1: I just want some coffee....

FBCD: Uh uh you sketch-ass space bitch thats mah mug (emitting fire out of mouth).

Girl 1: You are such a fire breathing cunt dragon!

FBCD: (Breaths fire while snatching princess mug and simultaneously smacking girl in the face)

by I.AM.GREAT January 30, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'd spit in her cunt

I'd like to ejaculate in that ladies vagina

A hot girl walks past.... "Yeah i'd spit in her cunt!"

by Smithy2289 July 16, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chewey Eyed Cunt

A person with boss or multiple lazy eyes.
And just happens to be a complete cunt too!

Look at me when I'm talking to you - you Chewey Eyed Cunt!

by Benji The Bastard September 9, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

1. A thundery cunt that juggles cocks.

2. A cock juggling a thundery cunt.

"Dude can you believe that new teacher?"

"I know man, she's such a cock juggling thunder cunt!"

"Dude check out that cunt..it's juggling like five cocks at once!"

by Deigned May 13, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gold Plated Stunning Cunt

Derived from the Scarling. song "H/C." Explicitly a description of Marilyn Manson. As such, the insult can act as a direct cut/insult on masculinty or gender roles in general. In abstraction, acts as an inversion of the traditional insult, utilized to attack males OR as a modification of said insult, brought for shock value and/or castration of the initial insult's efficacy. It can also act as an explicative.

Female: "Him? Don't bother, he's a total Gold Plated Stunning Cunt"
-OR-
Male: "Cunt."
Female, in response: "That's Gold Plated Stunning Cunt, to you"

by Will A September 11, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


bitch ass cunt nigga

Bitch ass cunt nigga, can't get any clearer!

That ho is a bitch ass cunt nigga

by BloodDragon0900 April 6, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž