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I'm going to spark your jaw

This mean basically, I'm going to fuck up your jaw

Oh my god i'm going to spark your jaw if you don't shut the fuck up

by CardiB2.0 October 19, 2017

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself?

A deragotory question used to end a argument. Meaning to suggest that somebody leave the inside of a dwelling to go outside where he/she then hides in order to win in the game that nobody else will play in what the feel is a good hiding place and begins masturbating - by themself.

Hey, joe I really enjoyed this wonderful conversation on thermal dynamics, now why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself.

by NapDynoGosh April 25, 2005

106πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

by β€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Ž May 17, 2021


Going all Cardi B on her

Getting aggressive with someone for starting rumors or making rude unnecessary comments about how you parent your child/children!

Girl! Did you see Julie Going All Cardi B On Her? Lonnie should know better that to come at her as a mother!

by MamaBee73 September 8, 2018


The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, β€œWhat are you doing up so early?”.

Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps πŸ‘

by 1234Life July 4, 2022


Go*^d m{rn~nG

Go*^d m{rn~nG is a Word spoken by Gerard Once on Twitter. Go*^d m{rn~nG is the Feeling of emptiness and feeling of Void in your mind it is also spoken as a meme Mostly by Me

Go*^d m{rn~nG is my total mood today.

by RFNDVIBKJ#RKUBVG WSJB<HKNILGRU May 27, 2021


the harder you go, the louder it gets

haha funny piano joke

"how is a piano used?" "well, the harder you go, the louder it gets"

by skelidaddy April 28, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž