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An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.
“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”
The skidding sound that is made when you are riding a skateboard and your wheel gets stopped by a pebble, usually sending you flying.
Tony was ripping on the sidewalk when he went flying and landed on his ass. I didn't see it, but I heard a pebble fart right before it happened.
Of a person, particularly on social media, who has a delusional sense of importance or validity in their actions or statements
All these celebrities thinking we care what they think about politics must be high on their own farts
When you rub a cherry on your gooch and then offer it to a friend.
I offers my girlfriend a fart cherry, only to explain after what it was.
When you seek pranking revenge, you take your socks off after a long day at work, roll them into a tight ball and fart directly into a sock. Then you throw the fart filled sock at across the room at your unsuspecting prey. The sock hits the person in the face. The stink bounces out of the sock and person has no choice but to smell your fecal vapor. Have fart will travel.
Lately, Missy has demonstrated how depraved she is. When her husband, Kevin, who did not clean up the kitchen befoe she came home from work and found him watching TV, performed the lude act of Fart-Triloquism. She actually threw her pungent fart--using her dirty sock as the transport vehicle at him. What a stink bomb!
This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
The best fucking song ever. You will die if you hear it.so good
Dude I love that song Havana farting la