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A tool with primary purpose to cut semi-hard and hard cheeses to produce thin slices. The cheese slicer can also be used for slicing cucumbers, peeling potatoes and other food.
A cheese slicer is an invention from the 20th century by a Norwegian carpenter. The original name is"Ostehøvel". Today it is widely used in the Nordic countries.
Summet u call someone when u can’t be arsed doing summet
Nan: ay Matt Clean ur room
Me: nay fuck of ye cheese butty
Nan: that’s not nice
Me: Yerman make us a chicken wrap ye sausage
Nan: okay
Me: uno da
When something, like a piece of cheese, is constantly cut by the law of infinite halfs, whereby anyone who takes a piece of cheese does not take the last piece, no matter how small. Thus avoiding the guilt of taking the last piece.
"Woah man, that hippie cheese is getting kind of small, now I've got all cracker and no cheese!"
The most charming, funniest, and cute person you will ever meet. They will entice you with being friends with them before you even notice.
Oh my god, mi cheese is my friend now!
1. Relations with a man
2. Relations with a hairy man
3. Relations with a fat man
4. Relations with a muscular man
5. Relations with a tall man
6. Relations with any man or woman that reminds you of a gorilla!
Did you have gorillas and cheese?
I hope we get to make some gorillas and cheese tonight.
We did some gorillas and cheese in the dumpster!
December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.
"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."
on December 4th everyone must take a bite of a block of cheese
Today is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day time to bite a block of cheese.