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A person who steals seman out your dick while you are asleep. That's a cum snatcher
ERIC: " Oh! Scott have you heard the latest gossip?"The dirty bitch Skylar came and snatched Sam's cum while Rachel Therian pretended to be asleep!"
Yui: That dirty cum snatcher!
When a guy unexpectedly & with no warning blows his load on a girl.
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My girl was on the computer & I hit her on her face with the funniest cum assasination but she is really pissed!
The resulting pool of semen when one blows his load into a belly button
Jonah didn’t clean his cum jacuzzi and got a wet patch that soaked through his t-shirt
The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.
My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.
When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her
I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.
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The first thunderous strike of semen that shoots out like lightning.
She caught the cum bolt right in the back of her mouth.
When you ejacujate inside of a females vagina and make her do a handstand with her legs spread at a 90° angle so the semen stays in her vaginal canal like a bucket of milk from Minecraft
Betty: He made me his cum cauldron last night
Jorge: I made her chug my babyjuice with her stanky cooche iykwim