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A bag, usually old computer back pack where you keep your lube, drugs, sex toys, condoms, handy wipes, cock rings; a man's sex bag. You can fill it with anything naughty that you need to keep mobile, wink. You grab it when you need to go to a hot tryst, asap, just grab and go.
A: Ok, lets meet in 3 hours, I need to get some things together before we meet.
B: You don't have a whore out bag already to go, whore?
A: Nope.
B: This sucks. I got to be at work in 2 hours...anyway to speed this up? You know what? lets forget it this time. Get your shit together.
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When a guy and a gal have sex while bundled up in a sleeping bag. The male will ejaculate within the bag and remove himself. He then will zip up the bag with the girl and stray semen inside and proceed to swing her about. For added effect the bag may be smacked against various objects like a tree or statue.
Veronica was being sassy, so Billy gave her the ol' Russian Sleeping Bag last night.
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A black plastic garbage bag that welfare queens use to
transport their dirty laundry in a stolen shopping cart to
the laundromat.
Also can double as luggage when traveling by Greyhound.
"Tyrone! Gets me another ghetto laundry bag! This ones about
to bust!"
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A parody character of Mr. T, who appears in a Cyanide and Happiness comic strip. His catch phrase is "I pwn the fool."
Mr. T-Bag: I pwn the fool who don't stay in school.
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A poor excuse of a man, who sits alone for 23 hrs a day and for the last hour jerks off in a mirror to his own pimple covered ass to avoid being lonley the entire day.
Better get you a gf betore you turn into a jonny 2 bags
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A Bluetooth hands-free headset. Mainly applies when the user is in a public place having a conversation on the phone loud enough for people ten feet away to hear and that said people ten feet away do not wish to hear.
Person 1: Is that dude talking to himself?
Person 2: Nah, he's got his d-bag tag in his ear.
Douchebag with a d-bag tag on: So I told him I wanted those accounts closed out by 3 p.m. and the bastard went out golfing instead...
Cashier: (thinking) Man I wish this bastard would get off his d-bag tag long enough to get the hell out of my line.
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