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A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.
Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.
1. Someone that is fresh to New England.
2. When after your lady cums, you dip a biscuit in there.
1. Why is that guy so obsessed with parking his car at Harvard Yard? Oh, he's just a New England biscuit.
2. I gave my lady a New England biscuit last week, and now she can't walk well. There are too many crumbs.
Inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events
And then there was a story about David Beckham's latest tatoo. Who cares? It's just a load of flake news.
Inconsequential news that receives airtime/coverage normally reserved for more important stories
All that stuff about Love Island in the papers right now is just a whole load of flake news.
inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events
There's just way too much flake news on TV. Honetly, who cares if David Beckham has a cameo part in a film?!
Inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events
I couldn't care less about all that celebrity gossip. It's just flake news.
Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious
I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.