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A poor excuse of a man, who sits alone for 23 hrs a day and for the last hour jerks off in a mirror to his own pimple covered ass to avoid being lonley the entire day.
Better get you a gf betore you turn into a jonny 2 bags
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A black plastic garbage bag that welfare queens use to
transport their dirty laundry in a stolen shopping cart to
the laundromat.
Also can double as luggage when traveling by Greyhound.
"Tyrone! Gets me another ghetto laundry bag! This ones about
to bust!"
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A parody character of Mr. T, who appears in a Cyanide and Happiness comic strip. His catch phrase is "I pwn the fool."
Mr. T-Bag: I pwn the fool who don't stay in school.
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A very fat person. Usually greasy too! Eventually the bag is going to get greasy itself because of the burgers inside of it. Burgers are very fattening. They are all taken in by fat people, who then become bags o' burgers!
"Yo, look at that Bag o' Burgers over there!"
"Dude... thats so nasty."
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When you are playing an online game (usually a fps like halo 3) after you kill your target, quickly run over to his body, and without stopping, teabag him/her one time and run off
Player 1-"Dude that noob kept talking shit to me on halo 3 so i gave him a Speed Bagging then spawn killed him."
Player 2-"Gnarly man"
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An annoying asshole. Similar to the more common word douchebag, it has vertually the same meaning. Invented in mid summer of 2005 by Darin Bianco, a local Pennsylvanian student.
Shut up Harry, stop being such a douch-bag-a-roo!
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As a RPG gaming woman, it our way of administering a 'tea bagging' to a fallen enemy.
A very nasty way to finish off a kill, when humiliation and death are equally as important.
Coffee Bagging works best when described in full detail, including the length and density of bush and the time since it was last cleaned.
"I let my bush grow out to extreme jungle to give Stan the full-on coffee bagging that he deserves."
"You attack Gager with a stone spear for 5 damage. He is killed."
"Areria squats down and gives Gager a full coffee bagging to with her well-seasoned and fully, grown-out jungle bush before stealing his gold and breaking his axe."
"Dude, getting coffee bagged by sillylilypily is worth dying for."
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