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I had my fallopian tubes removed and now my gut nuts are floating around like satellites.
when a male keeps,,,yk,,,,nutting in yo mouth continuously
Person 1: omg person 2 srsly has a thing for consecutive nuts! person 2 start creaming bc they think consecutive nutting is hot.
person 2: insert flushed emoji here
the act of telling someone they'll be there at one time and constantly saying (blank) more minutes as to keep you waiting for no reason usually applies to drug dealers when there supposed to be delivering your shit
yo this nigga said hed be here at 5 and its 6 and now hes saying 15 more minutes nigga better stop draggin my nuts mannnn bout to go cop from someone else
The challenge in which you smash a hammer against your testicles.
"Bro Johnny totally did the nut hammer challenge last night"
"Must hurt really bad cause I heard him scream from across town"
When you masturbate or have sex and you but but it's very bubbly
damn bro I just had the best sex and I had a bubble nut!
when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.
I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity
A person who carries themselves with a sense of superiority solely derived from a position of authority, or some other unearned quality.
Whereas the person with big balls has the skill or physical prowess to back up their actions; the Fluffy Nuts merely appear big, but are actually only fluffy.
Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.
Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:
Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off the ladder
Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.
Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:
Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off that ladder, have them a mean mug and walked off.