Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'

28👍 14👎

i would like to get to know you better

Basic you got rejected....they don’t get a shit about you there just saying that to be nice

((Me)):this is kind of hard to say but I love you
((Damn hot guy )): that’s cool your chill 😂
((Me): damn
((Damn hot guy)): I sorry I don’t like you in that you tho, I would like to get to know you better

11👍 33👎

i feel like im gucci mane in 2006

i feel like im gucci mane in 2006

i feel like im gucci mane in 2006

15👍 48👎

eat me out like one of your french girls

A sentence that girls use to say they want to have sex with him.

Girl:Oh my god he's so cute
Girl 2:I want him to eat me out like one of his french girls
Boy:Do you want to have sex with me?
Girl 2:Yes!
Girl:Eat me out like one of your french girls!

10👍 4👎

Barbara with BIG titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum

Barbara with BIG titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum.

An expression used by Niko Bellic in GTA IV to describe his cousins fake stories for example “Where’s luxury condo, Where’s sports car, where’s Barbara with BIG titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?”

25👍 6👎

put your head down like you're dodging bullets

"Girl put your head down like you're dodging bullets"

1). Giving oral sex in the car

2). Felacio

3). Giving chrome dome

Put your head down like you're dodging bullets.

Girl stop talking and put yout head down like you're dodging bullets, and give me some of that Becky.

That Becky she sure puts her head down like she's dodging bullets

10👍 4👎

She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb

After rubbing her Clit it ended up the size of a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

Christ! She has a clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

2👍 3👎