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When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
A term used for a single or group of newly hired employees, that by fault of their own, has been or is about to be fired.
Oh my, did you see the latest group of New Fires in orientation? I doubt they will last a week!
The act of getting drunk, meeting a nice girl, getting to know her, fall in love with her, having regrets because you have a girlfriend, fuck her on the toilet.
I am sad, because i had the new roman with Jessica last week.
It is the longest - running community newspaper in Marikina City Philippines which was converted into a Facebook Group with 220,000 members at present. It is founded by the Dulay Mendoza Clan.
If you want to know about Marikina, go to Marikina News
It’s a tiny, rural town consisting mostly of inbred hillbillies. It is also known as Dutchtown even though no Dutch live there and is mostly of German decent. If you live there you are most likely drunk or driving while drinking “road pops”. There’s zero things to do there other to screw or drink. Since most people are too ugly, that’s why they drink.
Her: You must be from New Washington since you are ugly?
Him: Yes I am, here’s another road pop to make you wanna bump uglies.
PDF FILE New fans are the ones who comment under videos not knowing what the fuck is going on. They don’t understand the lore or the fanbase, yet chose to openly steal the lingo and jokes. These are not true fans and they are typically doxxed by the rest of the fanbase.
New fan: “HELL NAW SHE WAS WRONG FO DAT ONE GUYS😂😂”
True fan: “looks like another new fan to me, yall let’s dox”
True fan 2: “god I just hate those PDF File New fans”
Cock-sucking professional lie spreaders.
It's basically the British version of CNN, which is still shitty.
See propaganda.
The professional idiot went down to his house to watch BBC news.
Idiot: "Oh yeah, Vladimir Putin totally railed Boe Jiden on the hallway!"