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New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

by deepspace9mm September 5, 2021


The green new economy

What aldous Huxley's book brave new world looks like in America under the squad and the progressive left

The green new economy, well that's what will happen to America, in fact, is happening, if we won't stop the squad

by Sexydimma May 24, 2021


(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.

In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!

by QuacksO January 8, 2022


New Hampshit

Like a Masshole, only from New Hampshire.

Guy with New Hampshire plate cuts me off in traffic.

I yell out the window,

"NICE DRIVING YOU PEICE OF NEW HAMPSHIT"

by Dnuggs518 September 17, 2021


New York Cat

A cat inside a deli/bodega that is usually there to kill rats and bugs.

It’s the owner/manager of that deli/bodega.

Treat it with respect you must always dab it up

“Yo, ock where the manager at"
"He's right there with the chips"

"Yo, what's good boss" (dabs up New York Cat)

by ZesuSteal March 15, 2023


new challengeman

A Portuguese player who pretends to be adventurous and takes on "new challenges" by moving from one league to another when, in fact, he's rather running from challenges in that league. He joins the best team in the league and claims he wants a new challenge.

Now that juventus will be playing in the europa league, new challengeman will be moving to bayern at the end of the season

by ntebe May 16, 2021


New Age

A clan on Lineage 2 and World of Warcraft. The greatest clan ever!

"Dude, did you join New Age on Lineage 2?"
"No they told me I'm too much of a N00b"

by FreakyPeaceOmeat March 22, 2019