What the yak is what the fuck but without the fuck part :
What the yak Steve!?
A phrase someone says when they provide a mediocre meal for someone and they complain
"Im not enjoying this food may i get something else"-customer
"Ya get what ya fuckin givin"- chef
something you say when you want to say yes, but you'd be to ashamed to say it directly
Johny: anne? Did you cheat on me last night? Anne: What if i did?
A substitute for what the f****** h***.
Person 1:You just swore.
P2:No, I didn't.
P1:Yes you did.
P2:I said what the flipping heck!
Getting pegged with a carrot and then having your partner take a bite out of it explaining “Eh, what’s up Doc?”
Jessica brought a carrot into the bedroom last night. I knew instantly she wanted some What’s up Doc?
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seven plus seven plus seven is what gets processed the most...fraud.