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An alarming condition that may soon reach epidemic status, butt sticker poop refers to a poop that, rather than fall harmlessly into the water, resists both the gravitational pull and bowel push that usually expels poop from the butt into the toilet, instead clinging to the butt hole leaving an unpleasant fecal residue that is often difficult to wipe.
While the exact causes of butt sticker poop are unknown, experts hypothesize that it could be the result of many factors including but not limited to: stressful daily routine, excessive consumption of boneless wings, low potassium levels, wild and unkempt anal hair, and underwear that doesn't fit properly.
Butt sticker poop is not thought to be contagious though it is advised you stay away from a person suffering with BSP as they may be irritable and surly until the condition passes. For those suffering with BSP doctors recommend bed rest and a lengthy post-poop shower.
Thomas: Hey Wendell, congrats on the new boneless wing consumption record.
Wendell: Thanks big T, but i don't know if it was worth it I have a mondo case of butt sticker poop.
Thomas: Holy Toledo! BSP is never fun, you better hit the showers
First u suck her booty cheek until a hickey is created. Now u have the target for your ejaculation spot.Ready, aim, fire!!!
Derrick gave Dawn a nice sticky butt hickey last nite!
Whilst eating out you better half, a Tunisian Butt Wink is the art of raising one’s ass in the air and winking your asshole at anyone watching through the window.
As Matt ate out Mich on the hotel bed, his Tunisian Butt Wink was saying “hi” to the peeping toms through the window
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The act of a male dressing up in a tuxedo filled with ranch and putting a vacuum nozzle up a females anus until she screams, “OH DADDY THATS ONE CLASSY ASS BUTT SUCK” as a safe word before her intestines are sucked up by the vacuum.
YO Jason totally classy butt sucked me last night! Daddy’s gonna be mad about all the ranch in his bed tho
Usually an old man that fantasizes about sodomizing young children a terrible sight to see. Seen a lot in family guy portraying the typical pedophile who is 60+ years old.
Herbert the pervert from family guy is a retired butt terrorist.
When everything is going good including your butthole. Can be shortened to just bhg.
How you doing?
Butt hole good.
When a non-gangster has a hard time keep their pants up, due to an unnaturally disproportionate butt that is smaller then the rest of their body. In effect, the person has to get tight pants, a belt, or walks around pulling up their pants up all day.
"Why don't you ever wear those pants."
"I can't, I have Gangsta Butt Syndrome."