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the crutch of modern parenting
if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience
that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
Someone thought making YouTube into kid friendly YouTube was a good idea, and they made YouTube less kid-friendly
Mum: should I download YouTube Kids for my 5 year old?
anyone who doesn't live under a rock : oh no you really shouldn't
The Youtube Kids app was meant to be a safe place for kids to watch family friendly videos, kids could acces the internet without the dangers. But ohhhh, how that turned out….. The youtube kids app turned out to be a hive of the most wretched videos from the depths of hell, marketed at kids. Including: Skibidi Toilet, Wednesday Poppyplaytime and other vile videos in relation to Wednesday and Huggy Wuggy
“Bro i just can’t with those goofy Youtube Kids video’s bro.”
“Fr💀”
¨THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE¨
kid: OMG AHH
haha i lied its !!national prank your kid DAY!!
An idiot. In reference to children that would walk up to an arcade cabinet and instead of asking their parents for a quarter to play, would just grab the joystick and mash the buttons and would think they are playing. This is because they are dumb and don’t know how anything works. Similar to anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers.
“The government is putting micro chips in the vaccine!”
“Oh, you were a No-Quarter kid weren’t you bud?”
A person who was born on the turn of the century, thus their age is “counted” by the current year.
“How old is Bob?”
“He’s a counter kid”
“Oh he must be 17 then”
He needs to have his house bombed. See if he blames Hamas.
Hym "Ben's 'Society built around kids' is nothing more than breeder idolatry and self-aggrandizement by proxy. They will do or say anything to justify harvesting the rest of us for resources. They'll do it without remorse. They'll defer whatever gratitude the feel FROM WHERE IT SHOULD GO to their 'God' (Which is nothing more than the romanticized anthropomorphization of their own moral superiority delusion) and this is evidenced by what they're doing to me. This is what the delusional incest cultists do. They harvest you. And then they pat themselves on the back for doing it. They delude themselves into believing that it serves some greater purpose but in reality all of their kids just die, except, later. It amounts to nothing except to increase MY suffering to mitigate the suffering of their kids. And because IT'S A LITERAL SPIRITUAL PYRAMID SCHEME... It bottlenecks at the top. So, harvesting me is only going to benefit the rich people's kids. In creating A.I. I've done more for you than they ever will."