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When you have to take a massive dump thats approximately one half of your initial body mass
After that TacoBell marathon, you couldn't crap for days, and then on Thursday, you had to go clone yourself!
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A homosexual act in a which a male participant with a large, bushy beard ties said beard to multiple partners' penises while performing oral sex on another man. This allows for the bearded participant to pleasure multiple male partners at one time. Made famous by Virginia resident Grom Hightower.
Yea Grom was so frisky last night, we all got together and had a Virginia Beardy-Go-Round. Nearly ripped off Mal's dick.
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Something you say when you are leaving in order to conceal your true purpose for leaving especially if you are going to see your drug dealer or going to get high.
Me: Where you going, Brian?
Brian: I'm going to see a man about a horse.
Joe: Hide the snacks...He's gonna have the munchies when he gets back!
Me: Yeah...You wanna go to the bar?
Joe: Yeah
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when a skinny white guy gets pissed off and than proceeds to beat the shit out of someone
"holy shit man, look at that white guy go midevil on his ass!"
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When a male is attempting to form an association with a female in a social setting, That females cock blocking friend is like " I have to go to the bathroom, do you have to go to the bathroom?" In an attempt to get the female away from the female whether she was interested or not.
"do you have to go to the bathroom?, we have to go the bathroom"
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The act of dislike against a fellow driver in which you share the road with, who is driving carelessly with a New York license plate.
I was driving down the freeway with Kbrown, and came across a New York driver acting a fool. I then stated, "GO THE FUCK HOME NEW YORK!", and proceeded with caution.
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ur papi is gunna smesh 2 night.
Jimmy: dad can i play roblox with you?
Dad: no son, sorry but daddys gotta go to work.(hehxd)
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