Your Mom!

An insult that can apply to almost anyone at anytime. It is regarded the best insult ever.

Bill: Just Put the book in the bag.
Joe: Your mom put it in!

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Poke-your-mom

A variation on the pronunciation of Pokemon, supposedly used in a satirical manner, but this has not been proven. Often used by total douches who have nothing better to do.

Douche: "Let's play Poke-your-mom!"

Guy: "Howzabout I punch you until you bleed?"

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your mom's hot

Something sometimes said by accident when a young male is visiting the home of a friend and is attracted to the host's mother.
Something said in jest when the host's mother is less than attractive.

Teenage boy: "Dude! Your mom's hot!"
Other teen boy: "Dude! That's my mom!"
Teenage boy: "Yeah dude! And she's still hot!"
Another teen boy: "She's momalicious!"

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your moms a hoe

when mom makes pancakes with no syrup

person 1: I dont like you
person 2:YOUR MOMS A HOE

and that's how you say it in a sentence

josh ily

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your mom in a box

A random varient of the Your Mom dis. Don't actually use it in a real fight since you'll most likely get your sorry ass laughed at. Use it more with sarcasm or jokes around friends.

1. Some person: You dumb shit
You: Your mom in a box

2. Some person: What the hell do you want?
You: Your mom in a box

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fucking your mom

The action of me inserting my penis into your moms vigina.

I was fucking your mom yesterday.

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Your mom is a guy

A phrase that shows more power than the infinity gauntlet, can kill anyone you play the card against unless their mom says "because I said so" and ultimate comeback that can cripple you within seconds and set your family ablaze.

Billy: "Your mom is a guy" Guys mom: "Your gay because I said so" Billy: *Melts as he screams in agony and his family tells him it's his fault.

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