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The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivet of a situation. Poo paste is then dobbed onto the toilet paper during wiping, much like applying Kiwi to your leather boots.
Man, I hate mudbutt! I've been wiping my poo dobber for hours!
A tactical poo (abbreviated to TP) likens a tactical chunder as a waste disposal system.
Normally referred to as a TP in public
A TP allows one to dispose of unwanted lunch, breakfast, dinner or snacks, allowing for more room to be made and therefore more food can be consumed.
Emile: "WOW that roast dinner filled me up so much!!!"
Helen: "yeah, now we won't have room for pudding!"
Emile: "are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "time for a TP"
"I'm so glad I had that tactical poo, now I have room for desert!"
when a poo refuses to go round the u bend of a toilet after flushing.
Daphne had created a poo jam in the works toilet and had to do a double flush to clear the turd
(N) \Λtek-nΕ ΛpΓΌ\ - Pooping while listening to techno and repeatedly flipping the bathroom light switch to simulate a strobe-light effect.
Jim was enjoying the music at the festival entirely too much to duck out and drop a dook. When nature called, he ran to his hotel for a brief Techno Poo.
Particles of feaces that float around in the air directly after a particularly greasy fart.
That stinks! I can taste the poo particles already!
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Not to be confused with a dirty sanchez, a poo hitler(administered on the upper lip)extends only from one end of the nose to the other. Whereas a dirt sanchez cover the whole upper lip, sometimes curling up and the end. Both smell bad.
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a poo cushion is a temporary toilet seat cover made from sheets of toilet paper and it is used when making a poo in a public toilet is unavoidable and you don't want to have to sit your bare bum on the seat.
that toilet was really unclean so I used a poo cushion to be safe
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