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Yeet the child is a type of meme.
I'm depressed, I'll look at Yeet the Child memes.
That of a hoodie child is like a basketcase but we're not as depressed or overly bisexual
She is suck a hoodie child I wish I cod be that happy all the time
Lag Child (noun): A term used in online gaming to describe a player who benefits from lag without realizing it, and believes their success is due to their skill rather than the advantage provided by the lag. This player is often oblivious to the fact that their internet connection is causing them to have an advantage over their opponents, and may deny using it to gain an advantage. The term is often used to describe players who may not intentionally cheat but still benefit from a poor internet connection. However, it is important to note that having an advantage from lag in online gaming is still considered unfair and can ruin the experience for other players. A "lag child" is not an honorable or respectable player, and their behavior is often seen as dishonest and disrespectful to other players.
Person 1: "Did you see that player in the last match? They kept dodging all my attacks, but I couldn't seem to land a hit on them!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I noticed that too. I think they might be a lag child."
A sick fuck that likes to have sex with little kids!
All rapist and molestors should burn in hell and get their head chopped off haha.
Nick: Hey Sally! Wanna okay a quick game in my room?
Sally: Sure! What’s it’s about?
Nick: well… it has simple rules. All you have to do is keep you’re clothes off ;)
Sally: Uhm… okay :)
As you can see Nick is a fucking Child Molestor <3
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A child young enough to be deemed "cute" by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly Instagram. They are a means of getting more 'likes' on your photos.
Friend: "You looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend."
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"
this is mostly seen in software development intership. They let people(sometimes childeren) work without any compensation.
Markel can you please make 10 webshops in the next 5 minutes, "no please I cant work so fast. This is Child exploitation"
An unfinished Kindle book that you have become deeply invested in. Much like a real child, you cannot stay away from it for too long, as you constantly think about it and want to get back.
Bob: "Is Julie headed home already? It's not even midnight!"
Frank: "She has a kindle-child to take care of - she's in the middle of Game of Thrones."
Bob: "Ah. Well, we've all been there."