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A brutal form of diarrhea that feels as if your anus is puking uncontrollably.
I wish we hadn't stopped at White Castle after splitting that case of Black Label, I had a bad case of liquid butt vomit afterwards!
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The Man With The Liquid Cock (TMWTLC) is a (probably) mythical rapist who lives in the West Midlands.
He creeps up behind people having sex in public places and uses his liquid dick to slide into an open hole uttering his immortal: "Wa-He-Heyyy!!"
Andrew: "... and they were just having normal sex and then suddenly they hear
"Wa-He-Heyyy!"
And before they knew it, she's being DP'd"
Ollie: "No way! Must be The Man With The Liquid Cock"
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Someone who’s homosexual and really bad at Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
“Get out of here Pat, you Liquid Dick Sniffer!”
A rancid, steaming, liquidy fecal secretion that occurs in the middle of the night, while you are asleep, after you eat a number of raw potatoes on a drunken bet. Said secretion smells like a combination of idaho spuds, raw sewage, and shame. Liquid au gratin is best enjoyed with friends, as you invite them to witness, and smell, your stench filled, mattress-goodness.
Did you get a whiff of Berko's "liquid au gratin"? The smell is nearly as disgusting as what it did to his sheets!
A protein supplement for the morally bankrupt, may also be used to fertilize human eggs.
This coffee is just terrible! If I didn't know any better I'd say a disgruntled employee cut it with two shots of male liquid appreciation!
A highly distressing, aggressive, watery form of diarrhea. The sort that requires the victim to station him or herself very close to the bathroom for the duration of their illness, lest they be caught short. Liquid Party Bum is different from your average bout of the shits, in that the discharge is effectively brown bowel-water that gushes uncontrollably when released. The accompanying sound is equally unpleasant, and has been known to haunt those that hear it for the rest of their lives. Those suffering from LPB are, almost invariably, housebound for the duration of their illness.
Steve: "Where's Tony at? I though he was linkin' us here at 7?"
Richard: "Nah bruv, dude went to some ghetto curry house last night.... today man's got Liquid Party Bum like you wouldn't believe..."
Steve: "Allow Tony then... he's a wasteman anyway..."
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You can pour this right through cracks, weather proof your house, dip your tools in this shit idk
We took this entire airboat and covered it with only Flex Seal Liquid
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