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To the vast majority of women, a penis of less that seven inches long, and six inches around. Sure, science might have it different, but women know what fills them up and makes them feel good. If you're smaller than that and your girl says you have a small cock, then it's justified. Wave around your scientific studies all you want... they reflect what's out there, but not what a woman wants to feel inside them or what we consider to be average size.
Jenny: "My boyfriend has a small penis, so I dumped him."
Rick: "Oh dear, what size was he?"
Jenny: "6 by 5.5."
Rick: "That's just the right size!"
Jenny: "Spare me. That might be what the studies reflect, but it feels like a gherkin inside me. I want my boyfriend to be at least 7 by 6, and all my girlfriends agree."
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why holla love tha tu pac joke
move out the way yall biggie smalls just got droped
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The exact opposite of "big ups". This means that one should be made fun of rather than commended or applauded.
One day James thought he deserved "big ups", on the contrary, I corrected him by saying that he deserves "small downs" for his buffoonish bantering and rude behavior.
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The act of wanting a team to lose, based solely on the fact that the supporters of said team speak funny/earn more than you/support a minority sport.
Bonesgiles from dangerhere.com
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girls with boy names usually have small chests.
girls named Tyler has small chests
Tyler is small chested.
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a small jordan is a dick that used to be huge but became small off steroids, people on steroids get small jordans usaully.
jocks usaully are on steroids and have a small jordan aka sordan.
stop steroids to stop sordans, men with a small dick use to be on steroids and have a sordan.
EX:girl: wow that man looks like he is tough must have a sordan.
EX:man: look at my muscles
girl: your probaly on steroids and have a sordan going on their...
small jordan
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