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Bra food is small snacks that don't make it to the mouth when eating. They fall into the next dimension only to be found later. The food is thought to fall into the same dimension that pens do when they fall from a table. Small snacks such as popcorn or skittles fall most often.
"Agh Jessie! I found skittles in my bra."
"Mmm good bra food for later!"
Vomit consisting mainly of food you ate earlier.
Person 1: Ohh man looking at that shit makes me feel ill.
Person 2: Yeah, think I'm going to have a food encore.
A person that will do anything for their favorite food.
"I'm a slut for chili."
"You can see he's a food slut."
"I'm not promiscuous, but I'd be a slut for pizza."
When someone presents you with food or a food like substance that looks or smells gnarly and asks you to eat it. Usually the food is something that is commonly eaten and maybe particular to a certain culture.
Bjørge: Hey, do you want to try some Rakfisk?
Tony: whats that?
Bjørge: Its a fish that has been slowly fermented (rotten). Its our national dish in Norway.
Tony: Thanks, I will pass.
Bjørge: How about some sheep head? Its a traditional dish.
Tony: Dude, Norwegian food is such a food dare!
The food that you buy for the greedy room mate who has a tendency to steal your food and not buy their own.
I was so pissed at her eating all my food that i had to start buying cheap decoy food just for her. Hey, it worked!
a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.
jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up
geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food
Food shark:
An annoying (usually thin), food obsessed person who frequents picnics, parties and events for the sole purpose of sharking around the food table, monitoring every calorie other guests plate making them feel like fat, inept, sea cows.
Addendum: usually these people or their offspring are lactose, gluten, nut or fun intolerant. Usually hail from the East or West coast of the continental U.S., respectively.
Thanks to that damned food shark, nobody ate my pepperoni and cheese stuffed meatballs!