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A strange sexual act where a guy ejaculates in a girls mouth, then she bites his penis. This act makes her resemble a rabid dog with cum as "raby foam".
My girfriend gave me a rabid dog last night. I thought it would hurt, but it was actually really hot. Rabid Dog (sexual act)
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The music industry's final form that sends you to literal jail for even simply having some accidental background music. DMCA's nuclear toy that is so diabolical it made Satan piss his pants because he wouldn't be allowed to listen to music or else they would rip him straight out of hell and into another type of hell
Prisoner A: I murdered multiple people robbing a bank, how about you?
Prisoner B: All I did was stream Cyberpunk 2077 without disabling the music. Goddamn you The Digital Copyright Act of 2021!
Priosner A: Damn bro get me the hell outta here
In the last week of June, you will have to sit at a different table and interact with the other kids
Friend 1: Bruh, The Anti Table Segregation Act is coming out
Friend 2: I know, I'm not excited
A guarantee that you can sue any other person who distracts you from getting your exam target grade.
Jason was messing around all that term, i'm going to use the Exam Insurance Act 1945 to get back at him
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to commit suicide, to bump one's self off
Of all the joints in this city, she had to come into this hell hole to do Dutch. Poor kid, I wonder what was troubling her.
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1.) Get situated , get your life in order
2.) the nice way of saying hey you're shot togeather
Beyoncé " Don't talk to me until you get your act together"
Fran " don't talk to me until you get your shit together"
Beyoncé " that's the same thing you idiot"
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July is the global month were for a funny joke you act gay with friends and it is a funny month to have a funny time but like dont let it go that far ifyk what i mean init
Me : sam can I like sucking cock. Sam : wow thats sus Me and everyone else : NO ITS ACT SUS FOR A MONTH CHALLENGE
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