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when the penis is the farthest it can be inside the vagina
Hey Jessica, remember when I was in ya organs?
Yeah *limps*
A gay ass health nut with bad facial hair
Dude look at look at George on his bike, what an organic weasel
The method in which you shave your pubic hairs, store them, and use them as an alternative form of dental floss. It is a new fad in the environmentalist community that allows people to be one step closer to living the "zero emission" lifestyle.
"In order to be 'one with nature,' Karen decided to replace her 'traditional flossing' methods with organic flossing."
When two or more, generally old, people spend an hour or three, discussing painful, impaired, failing, or replaced organs and body parts.
Failing health is a common, overly long, sometimes competitive, topic for us old folk.
“Little Timmy suffered through his grandparents’ two hour organ recital.”
“I prefer to share my organ recital just with my doctor.”
A lot of whole foods shit
Are you gay?
No but I buy lesbo organic shite
The act of fisting ones rectum and rearranging their guts to look like the Star of David.
My boyfriend said he would give me a Jewish organ knuckle pumper, now I’m crippled beyond belief and he’s serving 10 to 12.
A supposed Italian mothers group that meets up weekly to discuss ways to improve upon an already perfect dish.
Taken from Donut Operator's "how to EASILY get out of a ticket (LEO recap)"
"Guys, can we get.. tell (unintelligible) what LEO stands for?"
(bla bla bla)
"Lasagna Enhancement Organization? I'm all for that dude! Like a giant group of Italian mothers that get together and discuss and debate over how you get an... an enhanced lasagna"