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The supreme being know as ANTHONY CHUNGUS is the perfect balance of everything in existence. Yes, more powerful than shaggy, thanos and shrek combined. ANTHONY CHUNGUS should not be confused with big chungus.
I was walking outside but then I saw ANTHONY CHUNGUS and had to stop and admire them.
When you go home after a day of doing squats at the gym, then smoke weed and jack off before passing out. Results in falling asleep covered in your own jizz.
Person 1: Wow! Anthony's still doing squats!
Person 2: Yeahh, you know he's pulling an Anthony Special later.
Person 1: Of courseee!
Person 2: I don't know why he calls it special, he does it every night.
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A major league baseball catcher who has the largest ass in all of baseball. His ass is so big it tells him what to do; it even has its own Facebook page and fans. His ass cheeks are so big it’s been commonly reported that he has trouble reaching between them to wipe and needs the help of his teammates.
Guy1 – dude I’ve been working my glutes like crazy at the gym, squatted a new record.
Guy#2 – Nice, you’re so going to get an Anthony Recker.
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Left him when he was born and we tracked him down and lured him to our town. He now works at his school and taught him about hearts, which is quite ironic. He will probably go back to the shops again soon tbh.
Anthony Brito is a wise young man who enjoys listening to summrs and eating on his free time. Anthony holds fantastic qualities such as his impeccable humor, ability to be very passionate towards others, an abundance of emotional intelligence, as well as his considerable charm that allows him to attract one specific person of the opposite gender. Anthony is a truly phenomenal persona.
P1:Did you see that super ultra mega hot dude who just walked in?!
P2: Yeah, that’s Anthony Brito too bad he only likes this one girl 😞
To smoke an L. Derived from the slogan "Vote for Anthony and smoke an L" This phrase alludes to the latter portion of the slogan.
Yo, you tryin' to "Vote for Anthony" right now?
Yeah, bro, I'm down to vote.
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The legend of North East Ohio, this man will fuck any girl that walks even if he has a girlfriend. Doesn’t matter if her name is Gwen, Emily, or Nikki, he’s cheated with a Sarah, Molly, and even a Quesha. He won’t wear a mask in public but what do you expect from a guy who can’t wear a condom or keep a job? Antonio Vincenzo Hayes is a bad hombre.
Makayla better watch out, she might be the next victim of the evil Anthony Hayes, the original cheater of Ohio, just like his daddy, generation after generation he’ll fuck her, then fuck your life up with debt and leave you to dry alone. Ask his ex Emily or Gwen or Nikki or Tasha, or Bill or John Meluch or even his own self proclaimed sister, Samantha Joham Shamia the 3rd, she’ll tell you it all....